November 5, 2009

how to get a boy - asian dramas in 5 steps

1. start off ugly; clean up good



2. be the only person to rebel against him - he'll fall in love with your spunk (having his best friend go after you is an added help)





3. you have to be cute, no matter what
(i don't think this comment needs an illustration - use your imagination)




4. be persistent in your love and that person will fall in love with you



5. cry. boys have a soft spot for girls who are helpless






























Lame.

Asian drama writers really need to write new plots.


I'd like something more realistic please (although the 5th one is true, i think)

October 29, 2009

fly me to the moon



loving this version by diana krall

October 28, 2009

proof i shouldn't watch scary movies

After watching a scary movie, I went up to do my PD assignment that I should be doing instead of blogging.

Of course, however, I fall asleep.

Into a dream.


where im a boy (yes, a boy -_-) named Donnie who's trying to return to my aunt, Cherie (who is my landlord) who can give me a safe place to live. I'm hiding from a millionaire who looks Robert John Burke from Gossip Girl.

Why?

I don't ever hear this but I "know" it's because he is convinced I'm a danger to society and I need to be locked up and tortured. But before I go to aunt Cherie's house I need to steal back my parents' belongings that the millionaire seized when he kidnapped and tortured my parents to death.

Weird thing about this dream, though. I'm also myself - audrey. I enter the household of this millionaire for a corporate party and i know all about donnie vs. millionaire. I wander and wind up in a room on the second floor where it smells kind of funky. I see a couple people unconscious on the floor.

I look in their hands and there's half eaten jello. I know almost instantaneously that it's "sleeping jello" and look up to find balloons with holes in them - leaking sleeping gas. I conclude that this room is important and the millionaire is definitely expecting donnie. (ps. i think i'm quite awesome with my detective skills)

i run out to the balcony only to see a trap door in the roof swing open, and donnie fall to the floor below me, while a whole bunch of balloons emitting the same gas are released with him. I look down to find his body but it's already being dragged off by the millionaire's chefs.

I wake up after seing a red balloon tied to his ankle.






i hate dreams that make your adrenaline pump.

damn scary movies.

donnie darko

i saw a pretty creepy movie today.

Here's the synopsis (with spoilers)

i don't even know what to say about it.. it's pretty cool.. but.. so.. disturbing....

yellow.

we have a love hate relationship - me and the colour, i mean.
when it's used for detail, it's nice
when there's a little bit, it's nice.
when it's in nature, it's nice.
when there's so much that it's in your face, i hate it.
i like the colour of yolk; i guess that's considered nature.